Friday, February 23, 2024

Friday Fireworks: When rudeness shows and is promptly put in it's place

 


Welcome to the new Friday Fireworks banner. Don't you love the colors? I decide to take the blog all the way to the hippy theme I love, and these new headers reflect the vision I've always had for the blog, so, without any further ado, let's see what happens when Derrick runs into Mason and his extremely rude mate at the diner and how that date comes to a screeching halt. 



"I think there are films people can enjoy while still acknowledging that they are sheer and utter crap. In fact, crapfests are rather popular with the bloggers, vloggers, and social media addicts.”

When Terrence wrinkled his nose, Mason knew he was about to launch into a tirade. Fortunately, the waitress chose that moment to bring their food, saving him from what he was sure was going to be an enlightening conversation. Not.

“Thank you,” Mason remarked, giving her a smile.

She returned his smile and refilled his water glass while she was at it. “If you need anything else please don’t hesitate to ask.”

“We won’t,” Mason replied, wishing he could invite her to sit down and join them. A buffer was desperately needed if he was going to make it through an evening that had sounded like a good idea before Derrick had shown up back in town.

“Um, miss?” Terrence remarked as soon as she turned to go.

“Yes, sir?”

“There are pickles on this burger,” Terrence remarked holding the burger open so she could see the three small, sliced pickle rounds perched on melted cheese.

“Yes sir, they come standard on all of our burgers, it’s right there on the menu: lettuce, tomato, pickle, and special sauce.”

“I don’t eat pickles.”

“Would you like me to remove them for you, sir?”

“No, I’d like you to get me another burger,” Terrence snapped, and Mason could feel himself bristling with annoyance. If he’d paid attention to the damn menu while he’d been ordering instead of rambling on about obscure films, then maybe it would be to his liking. “Removing the pickles doesn’t change the fact that the juice has seeped into the bun and meat, which is an absolutely revolting thought. Please take it away.”

“I’m sorry, sir,” she replied, plucking the offending plate from in front of Terrence and retreating back toward the kitchen.

“Seriously?” Mason remarked as soon as she’d left. “Was that really necessary? It wasn’t her fault you couldn’t be bothered to read a menu.”

“She gets paid to make sure the customer gets what they want; that’s her job so let her do it.”

Mason pinched the bright of his nose. “You could have at least shown some tact and not spoken to her like she was beneath you.”

“All I asked her to do was make sure my burger was the way I like it,” Terrence remarked. “I shouldn’t have to eat disgusting food because you don’t think I should tell a waitress that I need my burger made without pickles on it.”

“It’s not the fact that you told her, it’s the way you told her,” Mason remarked, fries tasting like ash in his mouth when he took the first bite. It had nothing to do with the cooking and everything to do with his dining companion. This entire evening had been an epic mistake. He was just about to suggest to Terrence that they cut things short when someone leaned against their booth. Mason looked up to see Derrick watching him, an unreadable look in his eyes.

“Hey Mace.”

“Hey Derrick, I got your message. I was going to call you back when I got home.”

“No big deal, I just wanted to know if you wanted to grab something for dinner, but it looks like you already have.”

“Yeah.”

“I’m Terrence Mickleby, and you are?”

Mason could have snickered when Derrick barely spared Terrence a glance and completely ignored his outstretched hand.

“Derrick Talbot,” Derrick remarked, eyes still boring a hole through Mason. “Did you say Mickleby?”

Mason rolled his eyes at the way Terrence sat up a little straighter and even adjusted his tie, despite the fact that Derrick wasn’t even looking at him. Seriously, who the hell wore a tie to burgers and a movie?

“Why yes,” Terrence replied. All the sarcasm of the earlier conversation had melted from his voice, replaced with a tone of arrogant boastfulness. “Of Grant, Mickleby, and Associates. I take it you’ve heard of us.”

Chuckling, Derrick shook his head, his gaze still lingering on Mason. “Nope. Was just wondering if you were any relation to the Walter Mickleby who played defensive tackle for Ravenwood about thirteen years ago.”

“He’s my brother, why?”

“He had that same pompous attitude I just heard you give that waitress, right up until the moment I blew past him on the field and ended his team’s chance at State Championship.”

While Terrence sputtered, seemingly at a loss for words for the first time that night, Derrick cocked his head, studying Mason intently.

“I guess good manners isn’t high up on the qualifications to be in your friend circle anymore.”

“I’ll have you know I’m not here as his friend. I’m here as his date, thank you very much. And right now, you’re interrupting our evening.”

Derrick’s eyes narrowed and the glint in them told Mason he was a cunt hair away from doing something both of them might regret.

“I’m going,” Derrick told him, locking eyes with Mason and giving him a smirk that Mace knew all too well. “I just wanna know one thing first.”

Danger, danger, warning, Mason gave a sharp shake of his head, though which one of them he was trying to signal, even he didn’t know. He should have canceled this evening the moment he’d told Derrick he was open to them fucking around, but it was rude to cancel on someone you’d made a commitment to.

“What’s that?” Terrence shot back. Of course, he did, he was playing right into Derrick’s hand and too full of himself to see it.

“Did talking to her like that make you feel like a big man?” Derrick asked. “I’m guessing it did. Makes me wonder what kind of shortcomings you’re trying to overcome.”

Terrence’s eyes practically bugged out of his head even as Derrick’s grin got wider.

“You’d better not expect too much from this one, Mace,” Derrick remarked, giving Mason a wink. “Something tells me you’ll have more fun with your left hand then you will with him.”

Before he or Terrence could respond, Derrick headed for the door, the jangle-clang of the bells sounding especially loud in Mason’s ears, especially when it was accompanied by clapping from the three ladies in the booth directly behind them who’d no doubt heard every word. Terrence turned around, and whatever look he gave them prompted one of the women to flip him off. The fury in his eyes was impossible to miss when he turned around again.

“I suppose you find all of this funny?” Terrence snapped, pride clearly ruffled.

“No, I find it sad that you can’t see how reprehensible your actions were,” Mason remarked.

Terrence came half out of his seat at that comment, hands braced on the table as he glared across the surface at him. “My actions? What right do you have to comment on anyone’s behavior with the way you sat there and let your friend insult me like that?”

“If Derrick had wanted to insult you, he would have. All he tried to do was draw your attention to the fact that you were behaving like an entitled jerk but apparently you’re too self-centered to acknowledge anyone’s feelings but your own,” Mason remarked. “This evening was a mistake.”

“You can say that again,” Terrence replied as he slid out from the seat. “You can tell that waitress to trash the burger, I won’t be needing it.”

“Works for me, now I don’t have to figure out what to have for lunch,” Mason shot back. “And by the way thanks for showing your true colors. I’d have felt really bad going through with the rest of this evening knowing that the person I really wanted to be out with just walked out that door.”

“Oh, so now the truth comes out. Tell me something Mason, why did you bother to ask me out if you were already involved with someone you clearly have much more in common with?”

“One, because Derrick hadn’t come back home yet, and two, because I thought I’d met someone I might enjoy spending time with,” Mason shot back. “Clearly I was wrong. You might want to do the next guy who asks you out a favor and warn him not to bother unless he likes spending his evenings listening to someone talk outta their ass about topics they clearly don’t have a clue about.”

Terrence huffed and fixed his tie one last time, before stalking out the diner to the cheers and applause of the three women he’d flipped off.

“Now that’s telling him,” the redhead, Mrs. O’Grady, remarked. “You are too nice of a young man to be bothering with someone like that. Imagine, talking to Susie that way. Those Mickleby’s have always looked down on other folks like their something special when the truth is, all that Mickleby money started with a moonshine still, some ginseng root, and a train robbery, if the rumors are to be believed.”

Susie picked that moment to return, Terrence’s pickle free burger and fresh fries in hand.

“Did your friend leave?” she asked, glancing from Mason to the empty seat.

“He left,” Mason replied. “But I wouldn’t call him my friend. In fact, nothing would make me happier than to never lay eyes on him again. I’m sorry about the way he talked to you, it was uncalled for, especially when he was the one who made the mistake. It says pickles on the menu as clear as day, which he would have known, if he hadn’t been trying so hard to impress me with pretentious bullshit. Would you mind boxing up that burger and fries for me?”

“Not at all,” she remarked. “Is there anything else I can get for you?”

“Just the check,” Mason replied. “And another box, please. I’m afraid I don’t have much of an appetite left after dealing with him.”

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Going home had never felt so wrong.

When Derrick received the phone call informing him of his mother’s death, it felt like the bottom had dropped out of his entire world. Gone was every hope and ideal he’d left home with, replaced with the bitter realization that he’d run out of time, run out of plans, and was desperately close to running out of give-a-damn.

It doesn’t help to come face to face with his older brother, Ray, who’d spent much of his childhood either ignoring him, ditching him, or complaining about his very existence. It’s enough to send him right back on the road again, or at least, it would have been, were it not for a house, a cat named Slash, and Mason, his best friend-with-benefits, now the head librarian in town and hot as sin.

It was hard enough leaving Mace in the first place, but a second time, well, he didn’t think he had it in him to be so heartless. Twelve years ago, he’d slipped away under the cover of darkness, without even a single goodbye. Now, standing on the edge of night, looking down at the tiny town he’d fled, Derrick is left with one burning question:

Can the door to the past ever be closed enough to allow space for the future?





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