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“Now, I might have been a bit stoned,” Cody admitted. “Okay,
so, I was hella stoned, but one minute, he was sitting by himself, and the
next, there were five other Elvis’ at the table. One in a powder blue pantsuit
that damn near blinded me when I looked up. Talk about sequins. There was one
in pink, and black, and orange, and white, while the main guy stood there in
gold. There was so much shimmery shit that I started getting distracted every
time one of them moved.”
“Damn, I’m trying to picture that, I know I shouldn’t be,
since no amount of brain bleach will ever get it out of my head, but damn.”
“Yeah, tell me about it, turns out they were celebrating the
first year of being in business.”
“Okay, here’s what I wanna know. Do they call each other up
in the morning to be certain they’re each wearing a different color, or are
there times when it’s a roll of the dice and you might have three pink Elvis’
rolling around the city?”
“Now see, that’s how you fuck up someone’s high. ‘Cause I
could picture walking along and seeing a blond Elvis in a pink suit heading
down market street, and fifteen minutes later, watching a red-headed Elvis in a
pink suit parking at the taxi stand.”
“Redheads should not wear pink, worse fashion decisions
ever happen when red-headed people put on any shade between hot and
watermelon.”
“Does salmon count?” Cody asked. “Because it doesn’t really
seem like pink to me, more like tan with a slightly warm hue. That can’t be
pink.”
“Maybe when it’s cooked?”
“That’s more orange though.”
“True. I think that’s one of those colors that never really
fits in anywhere because it’s just the sad faded cousin of something else.”
Wow!
ReplyDeleteWhat a wild scenario! I'd be wondering what someone laced my drink with when all those Elvises made the scene. Tweeted this post.
ReplyDeleteThat was FUN! Loved the snippet.
ReplyDeleteLaughing so hard at the discussion about pink.
ReplyDelete(And thank you. My BFF says redheads should wear pink and I say it's a horrid color for them.)
Great snippet. The sparkly Elvis' sound like they'd be a bit much even for people who weren't high.
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